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Saturday, June 26, 2010

A Special Message from a Classy 1960's Lady

Here are a few things I wonder about-
Why do only women eat yogurt in commercials? I eat yogurt. Does that make me less of a man? Madison Avenue seems to think so.
Why do women have so much trouble pooping that they need special yogurt? Have they tried eating Indian food? That's like colon Drano.
What would the classy ladies of yesteryear think of all the special ladies' needs that get talked about openly on commercials? I think they would be mortified. I know I am.

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