Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

They say good fences make good neighbors. I think I need a better fence.

Barry Glib

I'm doing a special editorial cartooning lesson with another class from another school and we had just finished our brainstorming session and were getting to go around the class to share our ideas. I drew the POTUS on the board to spur those who didn't want to share into speaking up.

In retrospect, I think I tried to cram in too much into it and it should have stuck with just the NSA or just drones, because while the NSA has fed data to the CIA drone program the NSA doesn't actually use drones themselves..... yet.

Super Brainy Monkey and Friend

A couple characters from a story that was an offshoot of my old college newspaper comic strip that I never quite finished.

It stinks so good

The dichotomy of foxy lady and gross bodily function is somewhat funny to me.

Live every week like it's Shark Week

Jabberjaw here doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

Brought to you by the letter C

Do they call him Biscuit Monster in the U.K.?

Boys vs Girls

For many people in today's society, gender is a very malleable concept. There remains I think, however, some cases in which the differences are immutably and unarguably distinguishable.

But I'm Allergic to Synonyms!

People who are unfamiliar with language may wonder why we have synonyms. After all, if the words essentially mean the same thing, then isn't it redundant to have more than one? Like say, lady and woman?

April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims, Pilgrims bring Smallpox

Anybody throwing a baby shower and need an invitation design? Well, help yourself because I apparently missed my deadline for this one and have no use for it, so it's all yours, copyright free.

Freak A Deek

I started by trying to draw that weird lizard guy from the live action Masters of the Universe movie starring Dolph Lundgren. Why? Well you might as well as why the sky is blue. Yes, the reason I wanted to draw the lizard guy from Masters of the Universe is that he is the only part of the spectrum visible through our atmosphere. I couldn't exactly remember what he looked like though so it didn't really work out, but I got this freak out of it.

Red Devil Racism

It's true. I got a red pen and immediately thought "devil." How ironic that I would draw a devil as the embodiment of evil, when the true evil was my own discriminatory prejudice against devils.

Preggers or Keggers?

My sister is pregnant right now, so this cartoon is dedicated to her. I don't know any knock down drag out raging drunks or I'd devote it them too.

Space Girl 2000

There is now an entire generation for whom the year 2000 was never a far off future place where we would wear space suits and eat food pills. For them the year 2000 is like the stone age full of cavemen who didn't know how to text or use facebook. From spacemen to cavemen in the span of a decade. Sad.

Dr. Zuess

I was reading Antigone the other day and I think that thankfully the art of narrative has advanced quite a bit in the past 3,000 years. Sneeches on Beaches has a great deal more going for it than the whole argue, argue, then everyone suddenly kills each other and dies because the gods say so thing. Those gods were real jerks.

Fanny

I was watching a BBC show the other day and there was an ad for something you could do "from the comfort of your sitting room." Just when you think there's one other place in the world that isn't totally wacko they say something like sitting room instead of living room. I mean, sure, you sit in the room, but it's where the T.V. is, so living just seems to suit it better.

Sweaty Nether Regions

Half goat, half man, all cop.

An Important Message for Teens

An important message for anyone really.

Pigskin

Pigskin is the adorable little pig who loved football so much he wanted to die and become one. If only he knew that pig's bladders have been replaced by synthetic rubber composites and cow leather. Sadly he died for nothing.